” ‘ello, Loves!” I give you the most powerful sales team known to man (not “man” in the “all of humankind” sense, since I’m sure many women will disagree)…
What with viral, buzz marketing, word-of-mouth, etc, it’s good to remember the stuff that will always work. This Fab Four could sell dust on the Moon. They could sell mustard gas to Jainists. They could sell heroin to a priest… well, actually, I could probably do that.
Yes, we men are simple, simple creatures. I would honestly give one joint off one of my toes (big toes excluded..I might need those if I lose a thumb) to have frequent sex with just one of these women. I’m not kidding. What other marketing tool can claim that?
It’s always good to remember the basics in marketing, I guess. Oh, and it’s good to remember names. Isn’t it so adorable that they all have their names on their shirts so they don’t forget what to call each other.. well, other than “fucking bitch whore!” (the name they call each other when out of earshot).
I just realized I have no link in this post. Ummm… this’ll have to do.
