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I would like to dedicate this post to “Sasha B”. Friday evening, she became the first to post a comment on this site! Congratulations to Sasha! She had some astute observations regarding the the “Eclipse bisexuals” post. An excerpt:
I am so sad that America has come to this. Promotion of promiscuity and bi-sexuality is disgusting and sinful. We are all sinners. The perversion of sex is just a sin, just as when I lose my temper and get upset is a sin. God can forgive us our sins, if we confess we have sinned, and accept his forgiveness. God sent His Son Jesus to die and take the punishment for our sins. Please accept His love, and…. find a church that teaches the Bible. My heart breaks for you, God has something wonderful planned for you if you will seek Him! Get to know Him! I’m praying for you right now. Sorry I can’t leave my email. I keep it private as I need to protect my family. I will check back to see if you leave any comments regarding what I have said. Anyway, just know that God has so much better things for you if you will learn to listen to His voice! In Christ’s love, and because I feel compelled to speak where I would normally just be quiet, an anonymous messenger breaking for a broken world.
Jesus.. about to hook up the threesome. “Father, I don’t know where these two bitches came from, but thank you!“
Sasha, I thank you for your prayers. If you could tell the Lord Jesus (or his divine messengers, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny) that I’m still waiting on the harem of bisexual women.. oh, but thank them for the 22-year-old Cuban girl last night with the sexy accent and the “Cubans Do It Better” babydoll-T that chose to help me “stay in practice” for the day when I finally do make that commitment, under the auspices of the Lord Jesus Christ, to spend the rest of my life with that special, special group of hot bisexuals, all between the ages of 20 and 26. God is great. Amen.
This is the weekend - this is when I post on whatever - I’m about to rant. Feel free to ignore. Most of you (again, “most of you” meaning “6 people”) know this, but there may be a couple Sasha’s out there that don’t understand, so let’s have a “come to Jesus” on AdChops. This is a marketing/advertising review site free-for-all. It’s just me - one guy - spouting my opinions on stuff. I do not claim to be any kind of expert. I do not claim to be an authority on anything. I am not delivering you the results of focus groups. I am a lowly ad/marketing veteran dishing out my personal opinions on our ad-saturated world. I don’t seek consensus - I’m writing because I think I am right - on everything. However, I don’t pretend to believe that you necessarily think that. So hopefully, you are at least entertained. I am not trying to convert anyone to anything.
Ad industry people looking for trends or ideas - I welcome you. People that just want to know that one song to that one commercial - I welcome you. People that find my posts mildly amusing - welcome. But mindless sheep such as yourself, Sasha, Fuck off. Spouting off bullshit about the “sin of sex” to save my soul, when your religion has been responsible for the murder of millions over the centuries, just makes you a massive fucking hypocrite. You are full of shit (please see my post, On Bullshit). Oh and if you really want to get technical, Sasha, God and Mary had premarital sex. I have not read anywhere in your precious “Book of Fantastically Unbelievable Shit That in No Way Could Have Happened, Nor Is Even Internally Consistent” - or, “Bible” - about God even buying Mary dinner before knocking her up, let alone marrying her. So, either God is totally down with “promiscuity” or he’s a hypocrite too.
Mary: “mmm, God, that was awesome. Wow! Mind-blowing! So, what are we doing tomorrow? I thought we could go down to the farmer’s market and pick up some - “
God: “whoa whoa whoa..What do you think this was?”
Mary: ”well..umm..you said last night that you could see heaven in my eyes.. you said we’d spend eternity together!”
God: “well, technically I wasn’t lying. But that’s just something we call ‘pillow talk’, baby. I’m God. I can’t be tied down right now. I mean, after drowning all your asses awhile back there’s been all that water damage to clean up, I have a couple more cities that I have to rain down holy, cleansing ‘fire of God’s Wrath’ upon. I’m already 300 years overdue-”
Mary: {sniff} {sob} “But… I think I’m pregnant!”
God: {poof}
I welcome comments. Please - readers - go off on my posts. Let’s throw down. Tell me I’m on the money. Tell me I’m waaay off the mark. But Jesus-freaks and other self-righteous fucks, go to hell. I have every confidence that, over the long haul, evolution will select against dim-witted evangelists such as yourself and humanity will be rid of you and your “Gays and Lesbians caused the World Trade Center attack” brethren. Until that wonderful day though, stay the fuck off my website. Your kind are the AntiChrist… well umm… metaphorically speaking, of course.
May 28th, 2007 at 7:48 am
We’ll see someday, when “every knee will bow and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord”, the truth. I am not self-righteous. I know I am a sinner, daily. You could be my younger brother. I love you, and all of those out there reading this. Nothing will change that. I will never stop praying for you, for my children, for my family. Please don’t be offended. You can call me a Jesus-freak, ok. That’s fine. For now, I need to go watch my son do his bike tricks he is wanting to show me.
May 28th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Awesome.
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