As is often the case after posting something up here, after the MC Hammer post I kinda wandered off on a bunch of web tangents of a Hammer nature - I believe the kids today are calling it “web surfing”. Yep, I must have spent a good hour that I will never get back, just answering all those burning questions like “What’s Hammer up to now?”, “How does that Vanilla Ice dance go, so I can impress random bar patrons with it the next time I’m drunk?”, “How do I find the center of a circle?” (I will always be a nerd at heart), “Does MC Hammer have a blog?” The answer to the last one? Yes!
Every time you see me
The Hammer’s just so hype!
I’m dope on the blog
and I’m magic when I type
Can’t touch this!
Can’t touch this!
HammerBlog! (whoa-oh oh oh-oh -oh you get the idea)
I am the best rapper ever, I know. Hammer, if you’re reading this, I challenge you to a blog rap-off! A friend of mine commented on the last post that I had Hammer pants in high school (Lies! All lies! :) ), so since I’ve been outed, I guess I need to take this all the way.
As far as I can tell, the Hammer blog is pretty much him searching YouTube for videos that are in some way Hammer-related, or videos of musicians he likes. In a bit of grand irony, despite his rap career, Hammer is a man of few words on his blog. And since I ramble on forever about stupid shit, he’s totally getting spanked in this blog-off.
Anyway, be sure to check out this one from his blog. A bunch of Taiwanese kids learning English by singing “Can’t Touch This”. I hate sappy shit - the propensity of cat pictures on the web enrages me to no end - but goddamn these kids are adorable!
