Recently I posted on an ad by Toto - makers of the bidet-type-thingy called the Washlet - that was to run on a large billboard in Times Square. It seems these asses did not sit well with the proprietors of Times Square Church - TSC’s preacher, Neil Rhodes has successfully gotten the ad pulled and a lawsuit is underway.
This makes absolutely no sense to me. Hey Preacher, your church is in Times Fucking Square! What the hell did you expect?! You don’t want to see sensational ads? Move your god-damned church to Tennessee! As the article points out, there’s already a strip club right across the street for chrissakes!
And isn’t “cleanliness next to godliness” anyway? Or should we now say, “cleanliness is right across the street from godliness”? What possible beef do you have with a company promoting proper nether-region sanitation?
I think I know what this really comes down to. Based upon all the news I’ve seen over the past few years, plus the recent $660 million dollar sex abuse settlement last week, it’s obvious to me that these naked asses are simply too much of a sexual temptation for the preachers of Times Square Church. Preacher, I can help you through this: just remember that all those asses on the billboard belong to adults. You guys prefer children, right?
Thanks to David for the find!
