Feb 2008 update! Due to the overwhelming popularity of this article, and the current war being waged in the Comments section, be sure to check out the follow-up article after reading this.
I had to work pretty late last night, which means I didn’t make it to the gym until 10 and found myself eating dinner at 11:30. Since my cooking is an Abomination to the LORD (along with gays and shrimp) and Kansas City pretty much closes down at 10, I was forced to eat dinner at the bar & grill across the street. Little did I know that, much like Tom Hanks in DaVinci Code or anyone cornered by Tom Cruise for “a couple seconds”, I was to be plunged into the world of the occult (well, I did play some D & D in high school… yeah I said it. What of it, bitch?! You wanna go?! :) ).
Wednesday nights are usually dead at this bar, having only a light smattering of alcoholics, under-sexed desperate divorcees, off-the-clock bar staff, and people stuck eating bar food for dinner at 11:30. Not last night! I walk in to see 150 people in the bar, the vaaast majority being women around 40. It was as if Axe Body Spray was shooting a new ad, but the casting director had misread his directives: “Ohhhh! Get women ‘around 20′! I thought that was a ‘4′! I mean look at it. Doesn’t that look like a ‘4′? Anyone?”
Anyway, I’m putting on my pith helmet, camouflage vest - you know, Cougar Hunting gear - when I start to realize a low-droned, jingling hum underpinning the normal bar sounds. I looked closer at these women - they were all wearing gaudy, cheap silvery bracelets, earrings, necklaces and the like. I’m not talking one bracelet and some smart-looking earrings. No, no - long, dangly fucking things hanging from their ears and 3-6 bracelets on an arm. They looked like that one dude from Kung Fu Hustle that fought with the iron rings. “What the hell is going on here?” I’m thinking to myself. Seeing the look of confusion on my face, one of the waitresses informs me, “Silpada Convention this weekend.”
Ah, yes! Silpada! Various women in my family have told me of this - my mother, a couple aunts - they have all been accosted at one point by some silver-clad zealot, handed a brochure, and advised, “Oh you simply must come to my next Silpada Party!” Aunts, Mom: Stay strong!
From what I can tell, Silpada is some sort of cult for sex-starved women in their late-20s to mid-40s (the bell curve peaks closer to the latter) whose dreams and aspirations died long ago… withering away in their gated-community, cookie cutter homes… driven from their souls by their fold-down-seat-grocery-storage minivan with the “beeping-shit” feature that warns of the neighbor kid’s battery-powered tricycle left in the road. This emptiness has left them broken down and seeking out one another in order that they my find solace and seek out new initiates via the selling of crappy, overpriced trinkets. Think Tupperware-Party-Meets-Freemasons.
Oh sure, it started out with just a couple room mothers looking for a little extra cash. It started out as “A Fun Ladies’ Night out Playing Dress-up with Jewelry”™ (do not use this catchy phrase in your own ad campaign. It is trademarked!). But then, says the Illustrious Leaders, “we each [started taking] $25 from our grocery fund and pursued our passion for Sterling Silver Jewelry”. The higher truths of sterling silver jewelry took the place of food, and a New Religion was born!
Based in Lenexa, KS (just a few miles from my home!!!), it quickly spread nationwide, via the standard Housewife Comm-Ops channels and frequencies (The View, The Tony Danza Show, et al). And now we have come to this - national conventions centered on silver fucking trinkets!
Not scared? Well have a look at this video from their site. Allow me to quote from one of its testimonials:
It’s “Silpada-ish”, I don’t know! I can’t explain it. You can’t put a name to it. It’s just.. a feeling. It’s there and you want it! Why would you not want to do this?!
Do you see? Do you see! “Silpada-ish” - self-referencing circular logic: the hallmark of any cult/religion. Synaptic breaks that diminish her ability to put words to thoughts in a way normal people can understand. “It’s there and you want it” - a crack-like addiction. She has to have it. The mouse simply must pull the lever one more time. Guys, if you’re not scared shitless, then you’re not paying attention!
If one of your loved ones expresses interest in a Silpada Party, pay close attention, for there is still time. Direct your loved one’s interests into something that provides social interaction, but (here’s the important part) has value. My mom will be the first to admit that she flirted with the dangers of Tupperware a bit back in the day, but resisted the seductive pull of Uselessness and ended up working with blind children. Remember, your wife doesn’t want to be stuck with your bratty kids all day. She wants to contribute to the greater society. Your wife has been your rock of support - be hers now! Don’t let Silpada get her, lest you be stuck spooning against the cold metal of a silpada necklace for the rest of your years.
If your loved one attends her first Silpada Party, things become serious. But there is still time. She is now a “halfling”. Listen carefully: you must now offend the local cult priestess (this will usually be the one that hosted the party, but if someone else in the cult is wearing more bracelets and has a short, styled-and-highlighted hair cut, she could be the actual leader. Best to insult them both). This will start an Indignant Gossip Chain - “Can you believe her husband? The nerve! You know, if she married him then what does that say about her?” This IGC will send shockwaves through the Silpada Hive, resulting in the ostracization and expulsion of your loved one. This will be hard on her; this is “tough love”. She will thank you for it in the end.
You must prevent her from attending her second Party. After two parties, she’s in. It’s over. She is destined to become a silver-and-turquoise-bejangled, loud, obnoxious, gossipy drain on our society that undertips her waitress. All her energies that could have achieved such noble aims, will now be funneled toward selling shit jewelry that my Grandmother wouldn’t be caught dead in. You will have to scurry your children out of the house so that your living room may host your own Silpada Parties, voraciously devouring the souls of new, hapless initiates through the visages of ambrosia salad, deviled eggs, and “A Fun Ladies’ Night out Playing Dress-up with Jewelry!”™.
The only way to stop her at this point is with a silver bullet. You must steal one of her bracelets and melt it into a bullet. Do not use a gun! The silver is of such poor quality, it will jam your gun and backfire. No, you must just throw the bullet at her.
Good luck.. and God Speed.
August 14th, 2007 at 5:42 pm
Justin, tell us what you know about silver in Silpada being crap?
Tell us your facts, enlightened us please!
I can’t imagine how a man could tell when womens jewelry is crap. Sorry but I have to question how you became an authority on womens accesories.
Could you please share you extensive knowledge of quality women’s fashion with us?
Thanks for your concern, but I wonder if your anger is misdirected. Could it be that you are angry because Silpada is for women, and you feel left out and rejected. Just keep watching Devil Wears Prada, it will comfort you.
Come out of the closet Justin.
August 15th, 2007 at 8:08 pm
I have no idea of the silver’s quality. I’m sure it’s wonderful. And I am by no means an expert on women’s jewelry. I will say only that I, personally, find Silpada items to be ridiculous-looking. As a man (and despite your “extensive knowledge” of my sexual orientation, a straight man at that), I don’t find it attractive on women. I mean Christ, look at the photos in my post - that one chick looks like she’s wearing the entire fucking Great Barrier Reef on her neck.
But let us not rely on one man’s opinion; I know my share of attractive, fashionable women in their 20s and early 30s - none of them wear Silpada. These women KNOW their shit in re women’s fashion, and I have heard nothing good about Silpada jewelry from them. “Gaudy” and “overpriced” were the two common sentiments. I trust their judgment.
Brenna, you are obviously a Silpadian. And I’ve obviously hit close to the bone on this post. If it makes you feel any better, know that I write mostly for entertainment value. To wit: I don’t actually believe that attending a Silpada party causes any sort of “halfling” biological changes. Really, it was just me saying in a very colorful way that I think Silpada is lame. In the time it took you to write a comment to a total fucking stranger, defending fucking JEWELRY, you could have called your Congressman and maybe accomplished something that even remotely fucking mattered. When’s the last time you called your Congressman, Brenna? I’m guessing either A. Never, or B. Not since college. You know, back when you gave a shit about something other than “A Fun Ladies’ Night out Playing Dress-up with Jewelry”.
Now if you’ll excuse me, Devil Wears Prada is starting.
August 16th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
Guess I hit close to the bone as well?
Your response actually made me laugh, and my note was in jest as well.
Justin, I do like Silpada but don’t wear layers of it (but to each their own), probably because I am still in my 30’s. It is definitely high quality. I challenge you to look a little closer at the product before judging.
Women in their 20’s and 30’s do wear Silpada. Do a background check on the company, and see how successful this company is. There must be an awful lot of women in this world with “bad taste”.
In fact, if you look on Ebay there are people bidding above retail for Silpada jewelry.
I do think you are witty, but your article was really harsh on those women who are doing something they really love. Why pick on them?
I am going to go write my congressman (or woman) now….
August 16th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
“In the time it took you to write a comment to a total fucking stranger, defending fucking JEWELRY, you could have called your Congressman and maybe accomplished something that even remotely fucking mattered.”
Says the guy who devoted an entire article to said “cheap” jewelry. It’s not as though you are applying your DeVry education to saving baby seals or analyzing the effects of global climate change. Get off your high horse.
August 16th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
I will confess, Brenna… I knew that the jewelry was “99.(something) %” pure silver when I wrote the article. But I reeeally wanted to end the article with the whole “housewives converted to supernatural creatures” theme. So I went with the silver bullet thing. But then I thought to myself, “Shit, I can’t end this post with an allusion (no matter how fictional) to firing a pistol at one’s spouse, so I claimed the silver was not gun-worthy. See? All for a good cause, right?
As I said, the post is mostly jest. Seeing the true CONVICTION of Silpadians at that convention kind of set me off and made it the scapegoat of larger issues (which I think are valid, but don’t necessarily apply to the entire group). I do have to say, though (and I mean this in the general sense and not towards Silpada.. I’ve picked on you enough, right?): There ARE an awful lot of people in this world with bad taste. ;)
And btw, your country thanks you for you political participation. :)
August 16th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
I am going to buy you Silpada man jewelry for confessing :-)
You can layer it if you want.
August 16th, 2007 at 3:38 pm
Elena,
A. Adchops is an extension of my career, which pays bills, so posting on it is indirectly part of my job, not just pissing away time.
B. Kansas University, not DeVry, spank you very much. And being as it is that my major was Environmental Engineering, “analyzing the effects of global climate change” was EXACTLY what I did. So, well fucking done, Dionne Warwick! Can I call you “Dionne”?
C. While not currently working in my chosen field from school, I DO, at least, write/call my Congressmen almost weekly and donate monthly to the NRDC and Sierra Club. The NRDC just so happens to put the money of its contributors toward saving the endangered Hawaiian monk seal. So, not to be too “high-horsed” about it, but since you slapped a glove across my face in challenge, I’ll mention that indirectly, I do save baby seals. Once, again, well done, Dionne. {glove-slap!}
August 16th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Brenna,
Aww.. you are so sweet. :) I must confess I’ve had my eye on the silver and coral codpiece. hint hint!
August 16th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
I love the Hawaiian Monk Seal. I just had one the other day over rice.
Silpada RULES!!!
August 16th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Oh, now you’re just hitting below the belt, Brenna….which should not be taken to mean that I have a Hawaiian seal in my pants. You know, if all you Silpadians weren’t so busy destroying their coral reefs to make your jewelry, maybe they wouldn’t be endangered!
I mean come on! Look at that punum!
August 16th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
AWE!
August 22nd, 2007 at 7:55 pm
LOVED your article. I laughed. My frustration with Silpada is that it’s toted as “all handcrafted” (uh YEAH) when in reality, it’s mass produced just like anything else marketed through ‘parties’. Sure the silver might be .925, but otherwise, it may as well be sold on QVC. THEN you have people like me. REAL designers that make each and EVERY piece by hand, spending hours of time making something beautiful. My jewelry and it’s quality could run circles around Silpada items. And YET without the name SILPADA on it, I certainly don’t see the same prices. If you ask me, Silpada takes away from those of us who REALLY design jewelry for a living.
August 23rd, 2007 at 3:53 pm
Well, I think the only way to solve this is a wrestling match between you and Brenna. :)
August 24th, 2007 at 7:57 am
I have to say, that I could not agree with you regarding article Silpada - Ommmm-Ni-Padma-Silpada-Ommmmmm, but your opinion is interesting
August 26th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
I’ve been a Silpada rep since 2004, and it has been the best “job” I’ve ever had! But, your article was hysterical. I did laugh.
Jackie: Having worked with and befriended many artisans over the years (I was the marketing director for one of the oldest Fine Craft Education Schools in the country), I have always appreciated the time, talent and skill of each and every jeweler. (I even took a class myself and have made some pieces). In fact, before Silpada, my entire jewelry box was filled with REAL designers’ pieces–and, I can tell you–I paid A LOT more than the most expensive piece of Silpada! (you don’t need the silpada name to get the pricetag! The prices are lower because of the Silpada name!)
That being said, Silpada does produce MANY pieces. However, each and every piece IS handcrafted! I wish you could see the video that we all saw at conference showing how every detail is done by hand–from diving for the mother of pearl, to cutting the shell or silver, to hand laser cutting or engraving the design to filing, polishing, hand-knotting, making sure ever pearl or stone matches…the list goes on! Granted, SEVERAL artists may work on one piece, vs. you alone, which is why they are called handcrafted, and not handmade. If you could see the number of artisans who have full time jobs–at living wages–because of Silpada, it brings tears to the eye. (yes, many in America!)
In fact, Bonnie and Teresa work with local artisans like yourself to design and choose the final pieces for each catalog…You should submit some of your work to them!!
August 27th, 2007 at 12:30 pm
Funny!!!! Thanks for a good laugh.
August 27th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
LOL! But I like my Silpada pieces! All MLM’s are cult-like, really.
August 27th, 2007 at 6:44 pm
Thank you Gail! Finally somebody commented on the real point: Silpada is an MLM and they are all cults anyway, so what do you expect? And as for the assertion that it’s “.925 silver” — so? That doesn’t mean it’s quality necessarily. You have to consider weight as well. The pieces are still over priced and mass produced…and our wonderful comic author makes some very good points, even with his sarcasm. Just take it easy and laugh about it. :) So Silpada reps can make their own choices — as we all can — about how to spend their lives, and if they’d rather spend them on mindless efforts with overpriced jewelry, so be it. It’s their right. We can’t all save the world.
Great article.
August 28th, 2007 at 8:22 am
hahaha.. I had absolutely no idea when I wrote this article that it would spark such fierce debate!
August 29th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
I love the jewerly and I own several pieces. Recently I was a little confused about their lifetime warranty policy when I tried to exchange a broken necklace.
I received the necklace as a present bought “used” from a former Silpada rep but the company seems to have a policy of honoring the warranty only if the original buyer makes the claim. So much for lifetime warranty.
I guess they are concerned about the resale items on Ebay, Silpada reps leaving the business and selling their inventory, etc. To me it does not make any sense, they are getting a lot of exposure if the items are being worn regarless of the origin.
Will not give Silpada items as gifts and will request none….too much of a hassle to get warranty exchanges/repairs if the original buyer not readily available.
Other direct sales companies will honor the warranty without giving you the third degree.
Had to get it off my chest….
August 29th, 2007 at 10:49 pm
I loved reading this! I’m a sales director with Mary Kay, but have a great friend who is a Silpada rep. I don’t pay full price for it because I personally don’t want to spend over $100 for a bracelet that has no real gold or diamonds in it, but I think the stuff is kind of cute. We trade our products so she gets free MK and I get free Silpada jewelry. Justin, you’re a trip and I loved reading your posts. You’re great!
August 31st, 2007 at 12:08 pm
Thanks, Colleen. :)
September 1st, 2007 at 12:41 pm
Hello! I’m so glad that I found this! I have just met with a Silpada rep, and I’m interested in becoming one myself. I do have a rewarding career as well, I’m the director of a child care center, so I’m not saving the world, but I am working with the future of it! And I happen to love jewelery so I’m trying to suppliment my and my husband’s income. And what, really is the difference between selling jewelery myself or buying the WAY WAY WAY over priced jewelery from the jewelers at stores, like in the mall or like shops and such? Hmmmm…so I’m excited and nervous about becoming a Silpada rep but all in all I believe that I’m going to go for it! ;) Thanks for your thoughts!
September 9th, 2007 at 7:43 pm
Jen, you WON’T regret it!! Best of luck! Have fun! And, you’re right about the overpriced jewelry from other places…I just cleaned my $350 David Yurman ring that is only silver and goldplate. Nowhere near the quality of my Silpada pieces. (yes, I bought that ring PS: Pre-Silpada)!!
September 13th, 2007 at 11:10 am
Justin, just finished reading your little rant and I’m curious; why do you care? I mean, you ARE a GUY, right? The last time I checked, most GUYS could give two rats asses about ANYTHING female related - unless of course its a roll in the hay with a female. It’s JEWELRY, Justin, not cars or beer or sports - JEWELRY. I must say, Silpada people should be really flattered that you took your precious GUY time and devoted energy and thought to JEWELRY ;) Better not let your buddies read this, unless you want to be hassled indefinitely. Isn’t NASCAR on, or something?
September 13th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
1. If you were to read the other comments, you would have answered your own question.
2. NASCAR is fucking gay.
Thanks for reading, Kerry!
September 13th, 2007 at 9:12 pm
This is freaking hilarous. Well done!
September 13th, 2007 at 10:09 pm
Silpada is just another multi-level marketing (MLM) company (like Amway, Mary Kay, and all those other rip-off companies).
You can read an interesting article about their false claims here:
http://tinyurl.com/35q3k5
And a question to the sheeple who are baaahing about how great Silpada is: Have you ever heard of 24 carat gold? You might want to look into it instead of over-priced silver jewlery/stone you could buy for less than 1/2 the price in a thousand stores in the Southwest. Support your local art fair and buy one-of-a-kind jewlery from real artists. Or better yet, save the money you would have forked over to Silpada and travel to the Southwest or even Mexico. You can buy even better silver there than Silpada gets from their CHINESE SUPPLIERS and you’ll have enjoyed a nice vacation as well.
Multi-Level Marketing is a rip-off. http://www.mlm-thetruth.com/
September 14th, 2007 at 2:23 am
Well, I couldn’t sleep tonight and was up reading Redbook when I stumbled upon an add to sell Silpada. Never hearing of this jewelry before I went to their web-site and read about becoming a rep.. I was actually getting sucked into the idea when (thank god) I clicked on this site and along with laughing my ass off I was snapped back to reality. Thank you for saving me Justin!!!
September 14th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Laura, it is the stories of women like you that make my fight worthwhile. If I can save but one woman..{dramatic pause} one..{dramatic pause}.. woman! ;)
Thanks for reading.
September 17th, 2007 at 12:10 pm
I am invited to a “Silpada” parties 4-6 times a year. Good friend,I need to buy something to show my support.Wait, Good friend number two has a party because she wants free jewerly too,and it goes on and on. Then figured out, good friends sucks dollars out of my wallet so they can get free jewerly.A lot of free jewerly, the rep looks quite pleased and says why don’t you have a party and get free jewerly too? No, I am a good friend, I invite people over to socailize or work on a cause.Not my cause….I need more jewerly!
This wouldn’t be so bad but it happens over and over.These friends have parties at least once a year to “update”.
Enough already if you are really such a good friend go buy your jewerly at Stein Mart get a great deal and leave me alone.
Home parties, anybody that is anybody comes……..and you are excluded from a “party”. Didn’t take me long to figure out I just don’t care, I am tired of this farse called a party.I am standing strong no more Silpada parties!Call me the next time you have a real party or need to raise money for a social reason not just to pretty your neck!
September 18th, 2007 at 5:15 am
Hi all!
Very interesting information! Thanks!
G’night
September 20th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
Hey, I drank the kool-aid in 2002 and we’re not hurting anyone. In fact, I think I met Justin in the bar in Kansas City! I was the one passing out the ‘I heart Silpada’ tattoos. I can tell you all you want to know, including how to make a six-figure income from home and still have time to read (well skim) funny blogs like this one. It took me about 3 years… by the way Patricia, I will return your broken necklace for you. The lifetime guarantee is for real.
September 27th, 2007 at 12:37 pm
I just googled Silpada to see what came up. I have really enjoyed myself reading this!! I have been a Silpada rep for 13 months now. I have 4 kids under ten so I needed a job that I could earn over 100 an hour!! I will send each of you a postcard from Maui where my hubby and I will enjoy a free week long vacation from Silpada this January. Better yet join my team and we can go to Atlantis resort in the Bahamas together next year. I work only 3 hours a week and couldn’t be happier. The jewelry is the exact same silver quality of Tiffany’s and that is a fact. .925 means a great deal to anyone that knows jewelry. Handcrafted truly does mean handcrafted and I can agree that seeing the Free Divers off the coast of Bali finding the Black lip shell oysters was inspiring. Then the labor intensity of 5-7 additional artisans making each piece of jewelry was very again unbelievable! I think Silpada could triple their prices and still be the fastest growing sterling silver jewelry company in the entire nation.
If I am in a cult!! YIPPEE…groups of woman earning several thousand a month to contribute to or entirely support their family, having fun, helping other women succeed…sounds good to me! I am loving every minute of it:) I bet the first 20,000 Mary Kay ladies could send us all postcards from where they are vacationing as well:) For the ladies that did not enjoy themselves at the Silpada party but still boughtpieces at each one to help out the hostess…you could easily becomea rep and use that as yor display jewelry:) Earn back your investment in a few weeks:) I can help you out:) I have to say i recognize a few ladies on this string and must say they are all earning 6 figures selling Beautiful jewelry:) Have a great day:)
September 28th, 2007 at 9:36 am
Another Silpada rep here. If I’m in a cult, then I’m happy to be here. I’ve been doing this for a year and a half and am loving reaping the rewards. Just closed a fantastic show last night and earned over $750. Pity me and my “shit jewelry that my grandmother wouldn’t be caught in.” I’m laughing all the way to the bank. Well said, ladies. Have a sterling day, Justin.
September 28th, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Proof that money doesn’t buy taste. But hey, if you’re turning a buck from making women look ridiculous, more power to you.
Somehow this blog has become 5th in Google rankings when people search “silpada”, so I guess I’m going to have to continue to put up with this tripe for awhile.
Just a warning ladies - write whatever the hell you want on the topic, but if you try to advertise or solicit, I’ll delete your comment. One has already been axed. The rest of the public must put up with Silpada, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to be a contributor. :)
September 28th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Justin, I think you should buy your mom or wife or grandother or any special lady in your life a smart pair of silpada earrings. Small, classy earrings and give them to her just because…I will even sell them to you at my rep discount of 30% off. I bet she will think you are the best and wear them all the time and you can see a bit about what feels good about giving gifts and having fun and whomever you gift them to…I bet she gets lots of compliments and feels great!! That is what Silpada is all about. I agree with you that too much jewelry makes it appear cheap. I am not into lots of jewelry…just a few pieces at a time. I think when 4000 of us Silpada reps got together in Kansas you may have meet many ladies that wear charm bracelets for all the awards they have received over the last year or two or three and you may have thought it was overdone and appeared cheap. Many ladies in Silpada have acheived so much with this business that when they are at a Silpada functionS they wear their charms bracelts and they are large and heavy and many have 10 or more charms on them for their million dollar sales organizations. I AM GETTING MY CHARM BRACELET THIS FEB. CANT WAIT!! Anyway let me know if you would like to look through my catalog. I could suggest a few small, pretty earrings that I think you would approve of. I sell to men a great deal at this time of year for the ladies in their lives!! SILPADA IS A BIG HIT FOR THE HOLIDAYS. I EVEN GIFT WRAP IT FOR FREE AS WELL:) There are 144 items 39.00 and under so you dont have to spend too much. I would love to have you change your mind about the jewelry and the company. It has helped me and my family through such a hard time financially and I think so many ladies feel the same way. We are passionate about defending our good name because we are so proud of our company. We do have a few male Silpada reps that appreciated the business opportunity and are happily married men, earning several hundred in cash per party. I would love to give you a part time job! You are very witty and I bet you would do quite well. If you blog part time you have the time to earn great money with Silpada. Just let me know:) Silpada is for everyone:)
September 28th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
heh, yeah I ought to become a rep. The fact that I can get 5th-ranked on Google for Silpada means absolutely NO ONE in your organization knows a lick about SEO. I’d make a killing! Perhaps you should hire my company to help you become a Silpada internet tycoon. ;)
I’ll have to decline becoming a rep though. As I stated earlier, most of my post was just in good fun.. but I honestly don’t like the style of the jewelry, so I wouldn’t be able to sell it. There may be some smart pieces in the mix, but most of it’s just so big and clunky (at least, what they advertise on the Silpada site). Oh, and not to mention that a man selling women’s jewelry is a bit gay. heh
October 5th, 2007 at 7:50 pm
My wife dreads the invitation to one of these parties. The women hosting do not really need the money and we both agree we would rather spend our money elsewhere. If our friends really needed the money, I would rather just give them their % in cash and cut out the middleman. Atleast with Tupperware you get something that is functional.
October 5th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
My wife just went to one of these parties. She was about to describe it, but found this post and felt it did the party more justice than her description would have.
“There” she said. “It’s like you went to the party with me.”
Thank God my wife is a heretic.
October 19th, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Justin, I understand your original post was just in “good fun”, but I must tell you that Silpada is an amazing company….they offer a great product and a great business opportunity. There is nothing wrong with the home party industry. It is helping women all over who are mothers, wives, widows…The are so many working mothers these days. So many demands are placed on the woman of the house - to mother, to wife, to clean, cook, launder, organize, carpool, etc. Silpada is a great way for women to multi-task while meeting the needs and demands of our world today. I have 3 children and up until 7 months ago I worked a full time job, too. I could not just quit my job without replacing my salary, but Silpada made that happen. It is unbelievable. There are days when I do NOTHING but play with my children and make money…..a woman may come across a catalog with my name on it, call me and place an order. Voila! I truly hope no woman out there misses her opportunity because of your poorly written and sour post.
October 19th, 2007 at 5:51 pm
Another thing - there is always a bad seed out there, and Silpada is no different. The woman who posted the issue with her return - I am sorry but you must have had a bad rep. I hate to say it, but you probably did. The lifetime guarantee is for real, and I have NEVER had a problem with it. The customer service support at Silpada is fantastic. There are MLM’s out there that are shady gigs - Silpada is not one of them. The DSA (Direct Selling Association) contacted Silpada to become a member - not the other way around as in most cases.
Ask yourself, “Is the world better with or without it?” Well, there are 17,000 reps in the country and about 4,000 of them making six figure incomes. Most of them are mothers and wives.
I think the answer is quite simple.
October 20th, 2007 at 6:17 am
I just went to my first “party” last night. Knew what I was in for because of all the other demo type businesses. I knew I would spend more than the jewelry was worth having had a costume jewelry business for five years. I bought one pair of silver earrings for $47.00 plus tax and shipping. They are nicely made but still I feel raped. The markup on jewelry is 5x the cost usually. I would 3x my own because of no overhead. (I did home parties, cash and carry). I enjoyed your blog because these companies all have the cultish feel but we women know what we’re in for before we even go. Unfortunately when you have two kids, a minivan, soccer, hockey schedules, etc., it’s sad but true that we see this as a “night out”. If I would have planned it I could have had a nice dinner with a girlfriend for the same price. Next time I will. I agree that alot of the jewelry was UGGLY!!
October 20th, 2007 at 6:38 am
Justin,
You have fueled a fire — what I think you may have experienced is something we all encounter depending on where we are in our lives….and that is really people that you don’t want to hang out with. But see, I went to a very casual silpada thing and it was great because it wasnt a crazy lady pushing you to buy — it was a friend who had cool things to show that we all liked. I bought three things that were not any different then if I went into Lord & Taylor and picked up a few things or if I went down to SoHO in NYC and shopped for jewelry that was not over the top expensive. What is the crime with all this? I too am a rep-in-training and I have had nothing but overwhelming response from people — maybe it’s because I am not ramming a french wire up their nose. Take it easy and remember that this is not brain surgey nor does it claim to be. And yes, I too contact the Congress, reach out to homeless, donate to good causes, help the community, work parttime, raise kids…and I am still young and cool and not a dowdy old housewife. (Oh, and not everyone with Silpada wears 40 necklaces at once..and if they do wear more than one (oh the horror!!)it’s got a name in fashion, it’s called “layering.”) Good luck fighting the rest. For me, I’m going to continue having fun making money while the Google guys continue making their billions helping people find websites like Silpada.
October 20th, 2007 at 9:51 am
After reading this…I’m not going to touch any of this so called ‘jewelry’…in any way, let alone: buy any. It’s probably made in third world ’sweat-shops’, not much doubt. It looks tasteless and cheap. This is my honest 2 cents worth.
October 21st, 2007 at 2:28 pm
The jewelry is NOT made in sweatshops. What a horrible thing to say! The designers are real artists from all over the world….each piece of jewelry is handcrafted and touched by 6 artists, on average.
October 24th, 2007 at 11:42 am
WHERE is the jewelry touched by 6 artists, Katherine? In a naughty place? Can you point to the spot on this doll? :)
Oh, and “poorly written”, Katherine? Really? I can’t find any egregious grammatical errors, except a few purposeful “artistic license” errors to keep the casual nature of the post.
You can call it sour or dispute the points I make, but calling it “poorly written” just demeans your own credibility.. which is probably why you are selling Silpada. OH, SNAP! ;)
October 24th, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Ohhhhhh, Justin…. You ooze with negativety. The products are all very high quality, and they have a lifetime warranty. Everyone I know has nothing but positive things to say. I know several women involved with Silpada, and being successful in their own business has changed their lives… I admit, I’ve always hated getting invites to all of these home parties, but Silpada has changed my mind.
October 26th, 2007 at 6:44 am
Justin deary,
Thanks for the beautiful sterling silver bracelet … I wear it everywhere I go now. The ladies in my knitting club absolutely love it. We’re thinking about hosting a Silpada show next month for the entire nursing home. And Frank (you know the handsome old guy I’ve been telling you about), well he nearly had a stroke on the shuffle board court when I walked by him the other day (it had to be the bracelet … or maybe it was the tight pants I had on). Anyway, looking forward to seeing you at Thanksgiving.
Love, Granny
October 26th, 2007 at 6:48 am
Dude, it was graet to see you at the race track last weekend. Hope you enjoyed the pit tour. Hey, my crew chief loved the silver bracelet you had on. He wants to know where he can get one.
Dale Earnhart, Jr.
October 26th, 2007 at 6:57 am
Yo Justin,
Love your blog, but wondering if you could clarify your position on gays a little more clearly. Also, I think Donald Trump and I have finally made up. He sent me a beautiful set of earring from Silpada the other days. Man, he really does have good taste and quite an eye for fashion. Also, you might want to take a little vacation, you seem kind of tense and wound up. I hear some of your Silpadian friends will be in the Bahamas in July. Why don’t you join them … you might get lucky and get layered (if you know what I mean).
Rosey O’Donnell
November 1st, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Granny/Junior/Rosey,
Love it! Keep commenting!
-J
November 7th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Hey Bro,
I was really wondering where did you get that bracelet for Granny? Can I get one? If not I need to make sure and tell her that I want it when she dies. I hope cousin Jenny hasn’t asked for it yet!! Well I have to go, I have some home jewlery party to go to tonight. BYE!! Sis
November 8th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
First off:
“2. NASCAR is fucking gay.”
Oh deary me, I was rolling on my floor with that. I really enjoy looking through the comments and seeing how offended people are getting. Its hillarious. Personally, I think the stuff looks gaudy just as much as you, but as I don’t want any cult member to find me and kill me…*ehm* my mom *ehm, I’ll act like I didn’t say a thing. The funniest thing to me is, though, the fact that everytime someone posts something, even if it’s against what you have to say, it helps to spread the word even more. Well I’m off.
Good Article
-Joe
November 9th, 2007 at 11:24 am
hehe thanks, Joe.
Yeah, I am truly amazed at the response. I wrote this thing half in jest and it’s become this love/hate fest. I didn’t mean that to rhyme, honest.
Thanks for reading.
November 10th, 2007 at 10:46 pm
Certainly there has to be a balance between superficial living and contributing to society…. in some ways, however, they can be looked at as one in the same. How many artisans (who cares where in the world they happen to be…china,nex mexico…regardless….)would be out of jobs if Silpada went out of business? It’s just freakin’ jewelry mannnn…..It’s for fun… just like your souped up computer, (most likely)luxury car, and microwave. Sure, you could live without these things… but what of it if you have them. Who cares? I am a special education teacher who sells jewelry on the side… I don’t know about you, but my extra income allows me to donate much more to charities (mostly animal rescue organizations). As long as no people or animals are harmed while making a product, who cares who wears it!? By the way, I don’t like using proper punctuation, and yes I teach childen and like some of Silpada’s pieces so BRING IT ON!!! Yeeeeah!
November 11th, 2007 at 8:52 pm
Thank you for assuming I have a luxury car, Melissa. :)
Like I said above, the post is mostly in jest. I do find it hilarious that I have pissed off so many people with it though!
November 13th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Justin,
Wow!!!!
Thanks for the laugh….I enjoyed reading this a lot. Oh and I’m going to a party tomorrow night - which bangle did you want for christmas??
November 13th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Kris,
Thanks for reading! As to your question, that’s a no-brainer: Susanna Hoffs!
November 15th, 2007 at 11:25 pm
Justin~
Oh no, help me Mr. Wizard; I think I have a new addiction! First it was Burt’s Bees yummy lip balm for the last 5 years, now it is reading- and dare I say, actually posting to- Justin’s blog! Not to mention that this is the first time I have ever even posted to a blog! True, I was the last one on the block to get a microwave oven and a cell phone.
I mean, I actually used to ask my husband & 4 kids about 10 years ago what was the use of email when you could just pick up the phone and call? Now that, lo these many years later, I am also addicted to checking my several email accounts daily, I just learned that email is for the ‘older’ generation. The experts say that the kids are texting & im-ing or whatever, not using email anymore. Warning: So if I am so excited tonite about blogging; either Justin better look into another pastime with a more cutting-edge future, or this whole Sterling-Mom’s-MLM-Wars has really struck a lot of funny bones!
I do have to stick up for Silpada, I went to a Founder’s Tour to see if it was the right career for me; and I do mean career in the most complimentary and respectful way. I have to say that while I think that the overall style is just not me, and that there is a better match for me style-wise, I came away really impressed with the ladies [and husband] that started Silpada. I was also very impressed with the way the company’s growth has positively impacted artisans around the world, as well as given a wonderful opportunity to any woman in the US, and soon Canada, that wants to take it and work it. Now that is Capitalism with a capital “C!” Shucks, kinda makes ya proud to be an American.
Justin, please excuse my logorrhea, maybe I should consider a career in blogging as opposed to selling jewelry [my other passion]. I do have one teeny comment about your blog style. Justin, I consider myself a hooked reader now, but being 40-something, I belong to the generation that does not relish tripping over the ‘f’ word right and left. Please post in about 15 years and tell us what is the word that your [future] kids use that makes your skin crawl. It would be interesting to hear about that. “)
Meg
November 16th, 2007 at 10:50 am
Meg Not Ryan,
I am honored that I was a part - in some small way - of your leap into the fast-paced, anything-goes blogging world (I may be dramatizing it a bit). Glad to hear you are a regular reader, even if you are a Texan (ooooh! How did I know that! Scary technology! ;) ).
As for the f-bombs, I will both apologize and warn you that they will continue. There are the Bill Cosbys of the world that thing the word is simply unnecessary to make a point, and then there are the Eddie Murphys, who think it gives the story color and makes it more “real”. I personally always thought Eddie was funnier than Cosby. Personal pref. I can’t speak for my generation, but I’m betting most would agree that we don’t even hear the word anymore. By such frequent use, it’s actually been somewhat robbed of its power. So, in a way, your generation has won, right?
I don’t have to wait until I have kids to know what words make my skin crawl: “moist” and “snack” (the last one especially when followed by “attack”)
November 17th, 2007 at 11:20 pm
Kudos for Brenna, too. Girl, you have a wicked sense of humor; I love it. I was trying not to chuckle, guffaw, or otherwise laugh out loud while my family was sleeping when reading your repartee to Justin on August 16. Especially after seeing that cute picture of the monk seal!
Now for Justin…why does hearing the words “snack attack” or “moist” make your skin crawl?
NB: one of the things I love about the blog is that Justin ‘fessed up that he was having fun and mostly kidding about all those 40-something silver jewelry ladies. I am such a literal person~ it’s a gift, it’s a curse. I used to have a hard time with it; now that I AM a 40-something lady, with a TASTEFUL use of sterling jewelry, I get it when someone is just being silly. Except for the f-bombs [you are too kind, Justin, for your apology WITH Warning!], I had such fun reading the whole thing.
~Meg
November 19th, 2007 at 10:30 am
Meg Not Ryan,
I have no idea why I hate those words. I just do. I think “snack” has something to do with that nasally sound at the beginning. I hate nasally words.
November 19th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
I became a rep about 5 months ago and have enjoyed doing the parties. The ladies who come to the parties enjoy them also. There is no pressure. If they like they buy if they dont like they don’t buy. What’s the big deal. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. Women who are curious should go to a party if ever invited and see for themselves. It is a nice way to supplement your income. It beats punching someone’s time clock for $8-$10 an hour. I teach school by day and sell Silpada part time and the extra income is nice.
November 19th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
Scary technology aside…I am leary of your hi-tech juju, Justin. “)
I am guessing that my pc’s ip address is what tells you that I am in Texas? Or what?
Like a lot of Texans say, “I wasn’t born in Texas, but I got here as soon as I could!” I’m hip to the West Coast, though. I spent the first 20 years of my life just a stone’s throw from the Pacific ocean in So. CA.; then traveled the world a bit. I do miss the scenery in so. Cal., but I love the lifestyle here.
Kelly, I so agree with you. I finally decided on Friday, after several years of thinking Silpada just wasn’t for me because I thought a few pieces of the jewelry were unattractive, that I really want to pursue a Silpada career! I love the high quality and that there is something for just about every taste. I guess if I was selling ice cream and only sold the flavors I love, I would probably not get enough customers to stay in business. Silpada has the big chunky pieces for those with funky style, as well as delicate and more classic styles for those who have more elegant taste.
I finally got over the price by realizing that it is fair, as it pays the company a profit to stay in business [a good thing], the artisans a living wage [NO sweatshops!], the Rep a good commission, and the Host a generous benefit in free jewelry. Plus, the sterling jewelry is heirloom quality and can outlast the wearer!
Oh Justin, what a tangled web you wove, messin’ with Silpada gals! hehe
I guess I better keep reading just to support your brainy blog! hehe
ok~ here is a low-tech question: is an online group for members, like a yahoo group, a blog?
~Meg
November 20th, 2007 at 12:47 am
Forgive me - I find it astounding that so many can carry on a conversation about the jewelry fanaticism when I can’t get past the hostile remark you make in your introduction about gays being an abomination– talk about fanaticism! I would be ashamed to make such a statement about any fellow group or member of the human-kind even if I believed it, which obviously I don’t. Whether any of your comments are said in jest or seriousness, you discredit yourself even before you begin– really a shame……..
November 20th, 2007 at 10:44 am
Meg,
First, 300 bonus points for you. IP address is the correct answer! Second, no, a blog is not an online community, per se. It is short for “web-log”, which is basically an online journal or diary. Mine’s obviously not so much a diary as it is an opinionated column revolving very nebulously around the subject of advertising. As is evident by this post, I often digress.
Claudia,
One of my best friends is gay. I am completely for people sexing up who they want. The “Anti Gays and Shrimp” site is trying to make a point about the Bible using an argumentative style known as Reductio ad absurdum. Claudia, I certainly don’t expect all people to know that term or what it means, but even IQs down in the 90s should be able to look at that site and see that it is a massive joke that is actually PRO-tolerance of homosexuality… which means you are a complete moron. Please, for the good of the human race, do not have children.
November 22nd, 2007 at 1:31 pm
Can someone please name the countries “all around the world” that are making Silpada jewelry? I won’t buy any made in China anymore, I can just feel the lead oozing into my skin as I wear China made stuff. Plus I have many little kids — I don’t want them touching my jewerly while I’m carrying them or something.
So someone please look at the “Made in –” tags on Silpada jewelry and tell me where they are made.
Thanks.
November 28th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Hi Everyone-
I had never heard of Silpada before last night, I’ve never even been to a party. A woman called me about a house I am trying to get rid of and we got into all of my financial issues as a result of moving from VA to FL to care for my aging father. She suggested I be a rep to help me earn money to pay my bills. I see this as an opportunity to care for my family and not end up on some welfare line. I’ve read most of the blogs above and I think the bottom line is that this is more good than bad. It empowers the rep, whether man or woman, it provides jobs to artists and to manufacturers. The jewelry is made domestically as well as internationally. I will have my first show within the next two weeks, wish me luck!
November 28th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Quick! Someone throw a silver bullet at her!
December 5th, 2007 at 11:11 pm
I have found all of this verbal thrashing quite interesting. I, too, have just been introduced to Silpada and have found the pros and cons on this blog very beneficial. I actually wondered about many of the issues addressed here, and you wonderful people have inadvertently answered most of my questions. Although Justin’s article was quite critical, it certainly created a very provocative discussion about what I understand is a very successful line of jewelry. I’m considering buying some Silpada first, but becoming a representative is certainly not out of my realm of possibilities. I will not explain what I do or don’t do to better society, but I am thrilled to read that people think about things like that! If I am not mistaken, I read that some Silpada proceeds go to a foundation. I’m sorry, but I have only looked at the web site and may be mistaken. Thanks for everything!
December 7th, 2007 at 5:42 pm
Yes, Silpada donates $ to the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation!
December 12th, 2007 at 7:45 pm
High quality? I’m not sure what you ordered but my purchase resembled something I could have found at Claire’s for about $3 and change. Yeah, the brochure is pretty & I did feel a remote sense of friend obligation but not when the friendship is going to zing $100 out of my wallet and turn my ankle green (not kidding)
I think it’s great that Silpada donates toward JDF. Again, this is JMHO if you want to donate, DONATE the FULL amount of the purchase to the foundation or charity and not let “what am i going to get” enter into the donation equation.
December 15th, 2007 at 6:08 am
Your all just jealous! Two women making a fortune selling something they love. CULT? so what! you can love jewelry and save the seals!
December 20th, 2007 at 2:25 am
I couldn’t understand some parts of this article Silpada Silver Jewelry - Ommm-Ni-Padma-Silpada-Ommmm, but I guess I just need to check some more resources regarding this, because it sounds interesting.
December 23rd, 2007 at 8:55 pm
Justin,
I fear that you realize not the power of your words. There is no contribution to greater society more important than molding a young child into a wonderful adult and many women would opt to spend their days home with their children if they could afford to do so. As a mother of four, my wife uses Silpada as a way to help make ends meet without having to compromise her career as a stay-at-home mom. I thank Silpada for giving her that opportunity.
In regards to your article that was intended mostly for humorous purposes, it displays that you seem to have a respectable level of intelligence. Can you not make people laugh without insulting those whom you don’t even know? I trust that you can and I pray that you may discover that ability. Merry Christmas.
December 25th, 2007 at 10:52 pm
Can someone please answer my earlier post (#68) about where internationally are these pieces made? Thanks and aloha!!
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:50 pm
Hi, Justin,
I stumbled over your blog because I was looking for Silpada info. (I lost an earring and was hoping to replace it.) Your “take” on Silpadians had me laughing out loud, especially when I thought about all the jingling and jangling drowning out the usual bar noise and got a mental image of the cougars on the prowl.
As I age (far more brattily than gracefully, I’d have to say), many clothing styles have begun to look just plain silly on me, I can no longer wear pointy three inch heels, and I have to go to a colorist every 6 weeks just so I won’t look like my grandmother. Now that I am thinking about it, I can see that my interest in jewelry has grown proportionately to my fall from fashion. Come on, Justin, would you begrudge a (new) granny her baubles and pretties?!?
Your comments have made me wonder, however, about whether I’m overdoing it. (I have the necklace I believe you referred to as “the Great Barrier Reef.”) Maybe
I’ll have to rethink my position on “layering” and wearing chunky jewelry. Perhaps my husband has the same opinion as you do and has just been too kind to say so!
Thanks for an entertaining read!
January 3rd, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Justin, I think you need to be laid….
January 4th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Really, Angie? Is that the best you could come up with? Actually, I’m doing alright but I do appreciate the offer.
Dottie, “baubles and pretties” had me rolling! And I’m sure the Great Barrier Reef looks fantastic on you. Anything we can do to preserve this fragile ecosystem is to be lauded. ;)
January 8th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
How suprising the anger that those women brought out in you! Amusing as well since I have often thought some of the same things!
I am a college educated, career woman who just recently became a Silpada rep. I am not a suburban soccer mom, or divorced. I am somewhat new agey, green, and under 35. I did it because I would rather go to parties and make a few extra hundred bucks on a Friday night than go punch a time clock at some restuarant or chain store. I also wanted to be able to have dinner with my family and not miss birthdays and holidays. This is the benefit of Silpada. Luckily, I didn’t invest much into the business and I have already made my money back and then some. Thanks to dld for the useful link to the website on MLM’s. There is no harm in it as long as you don’t invest a lot and don’t try to make it a career. The jewelry is very popular with chunky and delicate pieces; you can’t find the unique styles in stores.
January 10th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
Dottie,
Go to www.mysilpada.com/michelle.obenauer and drop my wife a note about what you’re trying to replace. She can assist you with your order.
January 12th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Justin,
I am a very successful Silpada rep and I thought your blog was quite hilarious. I was one of the 4,000 women in town for the conference and can only imagine how crazy a group of Silpada reps looked to you that night in the bar.
Silpada has been an excellent business for me for the past 2 years however I have recently landed a part-time, flexible job (a real job that uses my professional expertise that pays $65/hour) that I can work in addition to my full-time job and am OVERJOYED to be able to quit doing Silpada parties. No one talks about the extra hours involved in being a Silpada rep: countless phone calls, time processing exchanges/returns (lifetime replacement is great, but it takes a lot of friggin time for the reps!), coaching hostesses to maximize party turnout, mailing recruiting materials, meeting potential recruits, coaching new reps, standing in line at the post office, preparing hostess invitations and on and on and on. Anyone who tells you they work 3 hours per week is leaving out all of the copious extra hours they are working outside of doing home parties. The figures quoted for earnings ($50+ per hour) leave all of the extra hours and expenses out of the calculations.
Silpada is just like anything else, if you work hard at it, it will probably pay off for you. For me, it just stopped making sense to gamble on Silpada (sometimes making $600 at one party and sometimes sitting around at someone’s house for 3 hours and coming home $50 richer) when something more stable and less time consuming came along. Don’t get me wrong, Silpada is a wonderful company with great customer service and beautiful high-quality products. Best wishes for success for anyone involved with Silpada or any other MLM. Just realize that there’s a reason why most people do not succeed in these companies.
January 14th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
Finally, a forum for all the ladies belonging to the Cult! Thanks Justin!
First, notice MLM’s are 99.9% women. This is not good for us, ladies! Peddling overpriced jewelry so that you can make a dime, and in turn your upline can make a dime, and then her upline, and the hostesses gets a few baubles herself. It doesn’t take a fully brained woman to figure she is getting screwed when she buys at one of these parties. Duh.
I love it, the MLM’s lure you in with fabulous figures (100 an hour! free jewelry!) and then lay down the real facts: it takes 40 contacts to get one party, blah blah blah. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO just work 3 hours a week at this and be successful. DO you ever wonder WHY they offer soooo much training???? Come on ladies, the only ones getting rich here are the uplines that have been in it so long.
Ya ever notice at the jewelry conference how tired the award winners look???? TIRED. EXHAUSTED chasing leads all day, oops, I mean opening their $50k monthly checks while getting their nails done thanks to all their underlings’ hard work.
January 17th, 2008 at 4:52 am
Leilani
Re: Posts #68 and #77. I would also like to know if any of the Silpada jewelry is produced in China for the exact same reason: LEAD! I also have children and it’s almost impossible to find anything that’s NOT manufactured in China these days. My toddler puts everything in his mouth and the possibility of lead in the jewelry is concerning. If anyone out there knows the answer to this pertinent question, please let us know! I am little concerned considering how many reps are posting and yet no one has responded to Leilani’s simple requests.
Mahalo! (Thanks)…
January 17th, 2008 at 10:08 am
I have personally been to Silpada’s warehouse and asked the manager of the warehouse if they have a list of country of origin for each piece. Suddenly, lips were locked.
January 17th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Aloha again!
Apparently there was a video showcased in a recent conference that indeed referenced China as one of the 9 countries that have Silpada warehouses manufacturing the jewelrey. The “feel good/win! win!” focus was on how jobs were being provided to impoverished nations and it was all quite emotional for the attendees.
It is my humble opinion that this whole “outsourcing to cheap labor edidemic” is leading to the demise and inevitable extinction of the United States’ middle class and, ergo, “The American Dream”.
But clearly, when it comes to China, alarmingly, the presence of lead, etc. has been the subject of much ado (and bewilderingly, much “a don’t”) in the news lately.
At least With toys and clothing (although omnipresent in the marketplace) products are clearly marked MADE IN CHINA. So, at least, concerned and conscientious consumers are able to make a discerning choice. However, When it comes to jewelry, it’s all hush, hush when it comes to the producer’s country of origin. Silence speaks volumes!
Thanks Justin. You have helped many people see the sterling light of the matter.
January 18th, 2008 at 10:09 am
I am a silversmith and can make almost anything they can…for about half the price. And it is all sterling, all hand made by only me. Imagine that…getting your silver jewelry from (GASP)another source! If people buying their stuff only knew the mark-up. I know what the silver and rhinestones they’re using really costs. It’s truly absurd. Buyer beware.
January 18th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Great! Let me know how I might order a few pieces. Thanks.
January 18th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
This blog is absolutely hilarious. I have spent too much time reading it and now, not paying attention to my children, who are eating ice cream before dinner. I have attended other’s parties and hosted my last Silpada party yesterday. Afterward I thought many of the same things that are sprinkled throughout this blog. Next time I’m just having a wine and cheese party without forcing my friends to buy things they don’t want. I love your sense of humor Justin. The only other blog that sparked this much debate was from a conflicted woman who decided that letting her kids believe in Santa was morally wrong…man I wasted a good chunk of time reading that, bu somehow I couldn’t stop myself.
January 18th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Oh, Justin, thank you so much for this post! I was just invited to my first Sipada party today and had never heard of the company, so I Googled it and found your brilliant post. I have never liked any MLM parties - I am bugged by people trying to use my friendship to make money or get “stuff”. In this case, the party is being thrown by a *very* wealthy mom in my son’s private school class - like she needs me to help her get free jewelry! Plus, I don’t want to walk around school wearing the same jewelry as all the other Silpada Wives, where everyone knows how much I paid for everything and even what page it’s on in the catalog. No thanks! I put my style together in a fun and funky mix, and no one can ever say “I know exactly where she got that.”
You want real artistry in jewelry, where you know it’s made by hand and NEVER in China? Check out the handicraft website www.etsy.com for gorgeous pieces, often one of a kind, made by very talented artisans. And no, I do not sell there (I only wish I had that kind of skill!) nor do I know anyone who does. But I do buy there, often, for beautiful, unique gifts for myself and friends.
Stop following the herd, ladies, and create YOUR OWN style!
January 19th, 2008 at 9:26 am
Pray for me…At my husband’s pleading to attend one of these parties (his friend’s wife is throwing a party and he thought in the “interest of friendship” it would be nice if I went) I am on my way to my first Silpada party. I don’t mean to trash the product prior to actually seeing the product, but from years past in my youth, the “home parties” I attended often resulted in my cringing when women would regularly make comments about “oh my husband would just die if he knew how much I spent” or “I have to hide some of my purchases” etc…
I felt like a fish out of water, in that I can’t imagine relationships still exist with those dynamics between spouses or partners. Anyway, I’m going as a favor and just for the record, I can remain strong and not succumb to the temptations or pressures of “hosting a party myself” or “spending a fortune”. Personally, I would much rather spend the time with the friend(s) in book club or some other form of stimulating conversation.
January 23rd, 2008 at 8:03 pm
I’m hosting (my first) silpada party to support the women’s center in my community. I relish the idea that dirty jewelry money taken from young professional women will be supporting our sisters in need (of financial planning, crisis counseling, health care access, and so much more). I found your blog while searching the web to substantiate claims that silpada artisans earn a living wage (after all, if I read it on the internet I’ll know it’s true). How pleasant to find your blog (#1 on google searching for silpada and fair wage) filled with salivating psychos on both side instead of real information. Still, it’s good to know what lies ahead for me–badly accessorized halfling–yay!! I can’t wait for the “changes” to start–as you so rightly pointed out, I AM sexually frustrated in my thirties. maybe with some gaudy jewelry to wear, people will realize that my standards have dropped, and more offers of sex will be put forward.
Thanks so much for your delightful perspective. Just one (or two) quick question f you have time… What do tupperware reps turn into? and what about the mary kay and avon ladies? it’s hard to see their true form behind all that make-up…
January 23rd, 2008 at 11:29 pm
Eh, howzit, Kaleo! Tanks, ah, fo echoing my questions about whea dis kine stuffs stay made in! (speaking Hawaiian-pidgeon) LOL
Made in China.
Just like Lia Sophia.
I can’t imagine why these posters here who represent Silpada can’t tell us where these pieces are made in. I asked a friend of mine who sells this stuff and she told me it’s made somewhere in the US (I can’t remember which state she said). I doubt it though. She didn’t look me in the eye when she told me that. Oh well.
January 24th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Much of the jewelry sold in the US today is manufactured in China. Anyone can contact the company and ask about the manufacturing of it’s products. If they cannot provide the information and it is important that your products do not contain lead, then you might want to pass on purchasing. Keep in mind that costume, fashion, and fine jewelry ALL have some sort of metals and alloys to maintain the durability of the product. Remember, 14K gold has copper, tin, brass, nickel and pewter incorporated into the production of gold jewelry today. There is a small company in Kansas City, MO– Morgan Dane Designs, that designs and manufactures jewelry in house with their own artisans and they also use artists in the USA. Some of the jewelry in the collection is similar to a few of the Silpada pieces. Be sure to do your research and perform due diligence with anything that’s important to you.
January 24th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Much of the jewelry sold in the US today is manufactured in China. Anyone can contact the company and ask about the manufacturing of it’s products. If they cannot provide the information and it is important that your products do not contain lead, then you might want to pass on purchasing. Keep in mind that costume, fashion, and fine jewelry ALL have some sort of metals and alloys to maintain the durability of the product. Remember, 14K gold has copper, tin, brass, nickel and pewter incorporated into the production of gold jewelry today. There is a small company in Wichita, KS– Morgan Dane Designs, that designs and manufactures jewelry in house with their own artisans and they also use artists in the USA. Some of the jewelry in the collection is similar to a few of the Silpada pieces. Be sure to do your research and perform due diligence with anything that’s important to you.
January 25th, 2008 at 3:12 am
This is so funny! I haven’t read this entire thing, but it is truly hilarious. I love Silpada jewelry and I just became a rep. But, I was just commenting how many friggin’ pieces the reps wear! I mean what gives? It’s like the Mary Kay reps with makeup dripping off their faces. Quality not quantity people…
January 27th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
I have a necklace (small and delicate; not chunky like something Wilma Flinston would wear) and it has a tag on it at the clasp that says ITALY so I am assuming this is where it was made. Not sure how much other Silpada stuff is made there.
January 29th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Justin and to all of those who so rightously put their words into print,
I guess you could put me into the latter part of my intro since I am about to respond to all of the many blogs… I am truely amazed by all of the cynical replies both pro and con. First, Justin, are you married or in a relationship that truely gives the definition of true love? If you are wondering what that is… putting someone else’s feelings before your own and loving that person “unconditionaly”. The reason I ask, is that when this happens, as it has to many others, you realize what is truely important. First comes marriage and then a baby carriage, at least that is truely the way we all wish for it to happen down deep. Once this occures and you have a “little Justin or Justine” all of the sudden you realize what is important. Being a parent is truely the hardest, most rewarding job that has ever been invented but when your salary is cut more than in half to stay home to do this most important job, you start to wonder. What is the best way for me (the mom) to help with the bills while still taking care of our children. I thank God that opportunities like Silpada and Mary Kay exsits. Though, it is not for everyone, it is an option. Like everything in this world, it is a choice. I’m sure I can be judged for many things in my life, I at least hope that before I am the person doing the judging steps into my shoes. My point, this opportunity gives many mothers and fathers the help they need.
Just for info. purposes, I am not a rep. but I felt I needed to respond in hopes that people of the cynical nature stop long enough to look before they speak.
January 29th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Lisa,
Word of advice for starters - don’t try to dispense wisdom if you can’t spell the wisdom you’re dispensing. It just makes ya look kinda toopid.
Second, if having kids put you in some sort of economic crisis that you had to consider Silpada and its ilk as a way of keeping your kids in shirt and shoes, then ya know what? You shouldn’t have had kids in the first place.
I am not married, but have a girlfriend that I may marry. Why have I waited until my 30s to consider tying the knot? Because I was at least responsible enough to my future progeny to make sure I’m able to take care of them.
So, please.. for the rest of us: instead of lecturing us self-”rightous”ness and on “truely” being in love, how ’bout putting a clamp on the Fallopian tubes and picking up a dictionary, eh?
January 30th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Justin,
You are very very funny!!! I am a Lia Sophia Jewelry Advisor and was checking out my competition with Silpada. Every picture of Silpada Jewelry that me and my daughter looked at made us cringe. It is pretty hidious and we would NEVER wear any of it. Then we came across your article OMG you are the Bomb and we never laughed so hard!!! So from a woman’s prospective we totally agree it is pretty ugly jewelry!!
Thanks Again,
Christine & Michelle
January 30th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Christine & Michelle,
Hey, that Lia Sophia has some cool stuff. I wouldn’t worry about competition from Silpada! Might have to pick out a couple things for my girlfriend. Perhaps something to go with the rice farmer straw hat and black viet cong pajamas i’m getting her for Valentine’s. (She’s Vietnamese)
January 31st, 2008 at 12:05 am
I found this very hilarious Justin. The best part about this article is Silpada Got your attention just like it’s getting all over the country. Justin you obviously have some serious female issues. Either you hate your mother, were badly scorned by a girl, or “fucking” was ONLY a form of speech for you!
As for Lia Sophia those are the worst parties. The only thing similar is the subject “jewelry”. Your talking Costume vs. Fine Sterling Silver. Talk about flea market- Buy 5 get 1 half off. It’s called Quality not quantity.
I love that this company is getting so much free attention. Find Yourself In it!
January 31st, 2008 at 11:41 am
From what I’ve read, Bonnie, Hollywood actresses and supermodels are attending Lia Sophia parties. As I mention in the article, I KNOW who is attending Silpada parties, being as they invaded my city last summer. Supermodels and actresses, they ain’t!
I’m dating a hot, fashionable little mid-twenties Asian girl. She would look awesome in some of the Lia Sophia stuff. But even she would have a tough time pulling off Silpada. It just doesn’t look good. I believe a fashion consensus has been reached on this.
Who cares that it’s “buy 5 get 1 half off”? Ok, so they offer some good deals. What does that say about Silpada, that sells crap items at full price? And who cares that Silpada is “Fine Sterling Silver”? Would you rather wear a stainless steel piece that has great design, or a sterling silver dog turd? The design matters more than the material.
January 31st, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Justin,
Sounds Great! You should do that, check out my site we’ll hook you up! www.LiaSophia.com/cearle No pressure if you like it you like it, if you don’t you don’t. I am still howling over this blog! TOO FUNNY! Take care Justin!
Christine & Michelle
January 31st, 2008 at 9:25 pm
Bonnie,
I beg to differ with you. Yes Lia Sophia Jewelry is Costume Jewelry but we state that everywhere in catalogue, online etc. We do offer a LIFETIME replacement warranty and Everyone that buys it from me is completely satisfied with thier jewelry. Our jewelry is affordable and its hip and trendy our line changes 2 times a year to keep up with whats in. We have a long list of famous people that were Lia Sophia: Paris Hilton, Joss Stone, Melissa Joan Hart, Melanie B (Spice Girl), Singer 50 Cents, Ashanti (Singer), Nelly (Singer). This list could go on and on, as stated earlier Lia Sophia is affordable, Hip and trendy. That is what sells Lia Sophia Jewelry its not an Ugly Boulder around your neck with Real Sterling Silver (ha, ha).
If you ever think about changing sides let me know
Christine & Michelle
February 1st, 2008 at 6:52 am
Justine,
Stop with the diversity check I already get the scarey visual. But the reality has nothing to do with you being a miserable mess. Now why would Supermodels be wearing Lia Sophia? They could afford whatever they wanted. Paris Hilton is someone I’d love to mentor. Not! I think I saw Brittney Spears wearing Lia Sophia too! Whatever. If that’s how you sell jewelry Christine & Michelle I’m sure your just changing lives and making a weak income. Hey, shit sells! Bold jewelry sells too. That’s why Silpada is one of the fastest growing jewelry companies today! Bold is beautiful and when you have a confident disposition you can wear anything. That’s why people have choices.
February 1st, 2008 at 8:52 am
Bonnie,
That is true that people have choices and people also have their own opinions. I don’t know why everyone is getting so nasty with Justin. This article was all in good fun people lighten up! Some of what he said runs true for Lia Sophia too {having the parties the “cult” of women getting together}It’s the same idea you didn’t see us trying to tear his head off. I understand alot of people are passionate about what they believe in & what they do, all the power to ya. Don’t try and judge someone else’s opinion though it is a free country and last I checked there was freedom of speech {to some extent lol} There is nothing wrong with disagreeing with justin and commenting on it but alot of people on here are going for the throat assumeing he has “female problems” and so on.. It’s just uncalled for Not that Justin needs any help from us because he is holding his own just fine. We are not attacking anyone who likes Silpada{but notice you were quick to put down Lia Sophia and you were all mad he was putting down Silpada} you like apples I like banannas everyone is different we were just agreeing with justin because we happen to think everything that we saw by Silpada was really ugly and I didn’t see any sex appeal I don’t understand how you could feel confident or sexy in silpada products real or not but that’s just MY opinion.
Christine & Michelle
February 1st, 2008 at 10:46 am
Awww, thanks for coming to the defense, C & M! :) I have to agree with you - I find it hilarious how many women are so furious they have to resort to ad hominem attacks about my love life and sexual orientation. It actually gives me great satisfaction: I always know I’ve completely destroyed the opposing argument when they have to resort to “well, you’re gay!” haha
Bonnie, thanks for your use of “Not!”. I haven’t heard that since 1998.
February 3rd, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Justin,
You are writing about jewelry. Not only writing about it, but arguing about it. Either you have a sexual orientation leaning towards gay (which is really fine- you arnt alone) or you really have nothing better to do with your time other than talk about necklaces and earrings. This is a little more troublesome. Its jewelry.. are you really listening to yourself? It is a little ridiculous. Little meaning a lot. But with all the problems going on in our world it is nice to know that at least one of us has nothing more to worry about than some middle aged women wearing silver jewelry that you find distastful.
PS I read that you went to KU… and if you could just keep that to yourself so as to not bring insult to such a great college. thanks =)
February 3rd, 2008 at 1:06 pm
“Word of advice for starters - don’t try to dispense wisdom if you can’t spell the wisdom you’re dispensing. It just makes ya look kinda toopid.”
Oh my! The tears are rolling as I type. Hi.la.ri.ous. You definitely bring the funny. I have nothing useful to contribute to this “discussion” but I wanted to say that I have enjoyed this post. Very much. A co-worker is contemplating selling Silpada and I googled it out of boredom and landed here. Jackpot! Thanks Justin! I’m off to find that silver bullet. Kidding.
Keep Shining!
February 3rd, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Alissa,
This post isn’t a jewelry argument. It’s a humor piece. I discuss Cougars, cite articles musing on the God’s views on homosexuality as pertains to small, delicious crustaceans, and liken jewelry sales reps to supernatural creatures of the night that must be defeated by silver. Exactly which of those points indicates to you that I am huddled over Silpada pieces in my basement with a magnifying glass, making sure I “get things right” for my big article on women’s jewelry?!
I ran into a Silpada convention, found it somewhat ridiculous, and took a piss. I’m assuming from the very JoCo spelling of your name that you were a sorority girl at our fine school. Perhaps if you hadn’t rapped your skull on so many headboards at frat parties during your tenure there, you may have picked up that it was an entertainment piece. The fact that the jewelry looks like shit is just a bonus.
February 3rd, 2008 at 8:41 pm
Justin,
I’m sorry- but are you quoting me when you say “get things right”? Because at no point did I say that in my post. Nor did I say anything about you being huddled over some jewelry in a basement with a magnifying glass- but you have got quite an imagination… or you just enjoy outright lying.
Also, I did not go to KU, I am not or have never been in a sorority, and unlike your obvious experiences of being taken advantage of by frat boys (maybe next time you should lay off the shot block…), frat parties are not my thing. But the wide array of assumptions you make about me (based simply off the spelling of my name) and of people who buy certain types of jewelry, do very little to showcase your ability (…questionable) to write a “humor” or “entertainment piece”.
I really hope this is not your day job…
February 4th, 2008 at 10:45 am
When one types “silpada” in google, this site comes up 6th. I really didn’t ask for this ranking, as it invites mental midgets who lack simple understanding of the use of quotations and “nor” in a sentence (the correct answer was, “I am not, nor have I ever been in a sorority”, but an excellent effort!). However, despite this unwanted ranking, it does prove that your views on my writing are in the minority.
To your final statement - As a matter of fact, this is a very minor, yet not inconsequential part of my day job. In a roundabout way, I am paid for keeping people engaged on various blogs… for stirring shit up. I post commercials, critique marketing campaigns, and even engage in arguments with strangers because I am getting PAID to do so.
However, you are coming here in your FREE TIME. If we accept the premise that time=money (which is most definitely true), then we quickly come to the conclusion that every time I’m on this site, I’m making money. Every time you’re on it, you’re losing it.
So I guess a “thank you” is in order, Alissa. And no, I was not quoting you when I put quotation marks around “thank you” in the previous sentence. You see, quotes have lots of different uses!
February 5th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Hey everyone,
I do not claim to be a rocket scientist, but doesn’t 0.925 mean 92.5% sterling silver. How much lead can there be? What about the lead content in Lia Sophia? There is no sterling silver so what is it made of?
Justin I do find the blog hysterical and do agree that everyone has their own opinions (and assholes). I personally could care less about your sexual orientation, marriage status, job title, hair color, or any other personal information about you. I will tell you that I think you are a very talented, intellegent person, who writes very well. Keep it up!!
I will also leave you with this warning: the Silpada National Convention is July 24th-27th this year, you may want to avoid your neighborhood bar and grill. The cougars will be on the prowl… ;)
February 5th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
By the way I can spell, just can’t type worth a shit!!
February 5th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
24th thru 27th, eh? I shall consider myself warned.
February 8th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
Hey Justin, thanks for all laughs, did you know that Silpada is now starting in Canada? Now Canadian women can take part in the Cult! Can’t wait!
February 10th, 2008 at 8:01 am
Found some terms I thought you might get a kick out of:
Silpadapottamous: This is a species of very large woman wearing an ostentatious amount of jewelry to draw attention away from her girth. You can also smell a Silpadapottamous from a long distance away, because she’s wearing a lot of perfume.
SilpadaM.I.L.F. : Quite the opposite of the Silpadapottamous, this is an attractive Silpada catalog model that husbands of Silpada hostesses fantasize about when they masturbate.
I guess I would be the latter.
I found these at http://www.granolabox.com/2007/11/21/silly-pada-the-vernacular-of-the-silpada-experience/
February 10th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
Does that mean you’re Silpadalicious?
February 10th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Careful Justin, you are in jeopardy of losing your Silpadalog to granolabox!
February 10th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
You are a Silpada model, Christy?
February 10th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
haha that would make me very happy, Luckyday.
February 11th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
No, but I should be, just a newbie starting out as a rep. My plan is to infiltrate Silpada and work my way to the top so I can put you in my catalog so the girls have something to…well….I think you get what I’m saying…..kisses
February 11th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
haha sounds like a plan, Christy. Hell, i’ll even hang some silver janglies from my johnson to help you push more product. :)
February 11th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Ahhh, the accessories possibilities are endless….what fun it would be taking those pics for the catalog. So what are you a coral guy or is citrine more your color? Just want you to look your best.
February 11th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
well, i have a citrine-studded cod-piece. But my CCR (coral cock ring, not the 60s rock band) seems to be what brings back the repeat business.
Ironically enough, when the pants come off during my shows, they always play “Bad Moon Rising”.
February 12th, 2008 at 10:56 am
Sounds more like Bad Boy Rising…you’re a naughty one. Silpada sells belts that I would never wear in a million years but now I’m thinking that I can come up with an excuse to buy one. However with my luck you’ve probably already experienced a Silpadian whipping (or two).
February 12th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Wait a sec… do I know you? I do attend after-bar parties that involve belt-whippings, so either you’re fricking psychic or you’re someone I know who’s playing a prank on me.
Fess up, Christy!
(And yes, I’m a naughty one) :)
February 12th, 2008 at 11:42 am
After I wrote my last entry it really got me thinking. Why is Justin so invested in this? I know its for fun and good humor but I’m trying to figure out why Silpada. You don’t really need to explain yourself again…I see that you get that question alot and I could care less either way but hear me out.
Here’s a theory for ya.
That night you walked in to the bar full of the jingle jangle ladies (was Bob Dylan playing on the Jukebox?…just a thought), is it possible that maybe you were so repulsed because you were holding back a feeling, a feeling that maybe subconsciously you liked the women or maybe not the women but the confidence that they held. I’m starting to wonder if maybe it were men there selling golf clubs that you would not have written a blog. Maybe women empowering other women is a turn off to you. You don’t seem to be the chauvinistic type so you probably think you are all about equality but deep down you think a woman should be serving her man and not out there in the workforce making a name for herself. Albeit a scheme/pyramid/opportunity (use whichever you like), it is a chance for a 30 yrd old lonely housewife bored of day to day routines and serving her man that she wants to do something fun and in the meantime get some cash and possibly slightly tacky jewelry(i will not confess to full-on tacky, just slightly). Now, I think that that woman should probably be out there pushing politics and working for the democratic committees in her area to get back the last 8 years that have fucked us all but Silpada just seems to be easier and more lucritive in a literal sense, not necessarily figurative. So the real question is this. Is it possible that the thought of throwing down a Silpadian(milf in this circumstance) and fucking her with all her layered glory on is what helps you fire off some knuckle children at night before you fall asleep, alone, with only a blog to show for?
Sorry, now I must go take my clothes off, put my jewelry on and pose in front of the mirror and put some CCR on (the 60’s rock band, not the coral cock ring).
P.S. I’m not the layering type…I’m into single accessories per limb so I hope that’s okay with you…:::)
February 12th, 2008 at 11:55 am
I don’t think we technically know each other but I was the only one you begged for more whippins from.
February 12th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
lol sassy, Christy! I love it. Some counterpoints and confessions:
1. I LOVE confident women. A 22-year-old woman putting a metal-studded leather belt across a 6′4″, 200 lb man’s back at 5am has GOT to have some confidence.
2. I’m not chauvenistic, I’m elitist. So no, I’m not about equality, but it has nothing to do with a person’s sex. Should women serve me? Yes. But so should men. ;) Well, not in the same way of course.
3. To think I am repulsed by all woman of Silpada assumes to much. There were a couple in the mix I totally would have given it to… layered or delayered (I AM a guy after all, and a horny one at that). To imagine I’m choking it alone every night also assumes too much. :) Young women brandishing belts in the wee hours of the morning are also horny!
PS However you want to layer it is fine by me.. if you’re doing it naked in front of the mirror be sure to take pics.
February 12th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Ahhh, to be 22 again. Maybe turning 30 a couple of months ago made me think I had to start the obligatory home party business. Regardless, it’s been worth it so far. Besides, had I not done this I would not have found your blog in the 5th place on google (actually it’s 6 but I’ll let you think you’re in the top 5)and I would not have been blessed with such cute banter. As for the pics, I’m not sure if I could post those here. I would hate for you to use them against me to the Silpada Gods although it would make for great advertising (for men). Maybe I could start having naked Silpada parties. Invite only husbands of my friends, I would wear only and I mean only my best jewelry, maybe even create some silpadapasties–hmm that’s a thought–(channeling janet jackson super bowl), hire nude models to wear the jewelry and the hubbies would go home with something for their wives. And when his wife wears that jewelry out on their next date thinking she looks all hot however she fails to know that all he can think about is that hottie he’s been mindfucking since the party. Dear god, think of the door prize for that party. Would you go to the party then? I bet you would. So if you really want those pics to come then put in a request of what you want so you know it’s really me and I’ll do my best to satisfy…you’ll have to take care of the rest…..alone I’m sure.
What’s up with this belt fetish?…it’s kinda weird but hot that you keep going back to it….but not if you’re referring to the flower buckle…that would be odd.