If anyone from the Dept. of Biomechanics at University of Portsmouth is reading this, I’d like to formally request an internship.

A “tip of the hat and wag of the finger” (as Stephen Colbert would say) to Heineken’s new DraughtKeg ad with the robot girl dispensing beer.  First, the accolades:  this commercial has all the right stuff - a nice cold keg of good (well, decent) beer, techno music, eery lighting effects, and a hot robot chick that can turn herself into multiple hot robot chicks… Heineken just did a 30 second trailer for my ideal wedding night!

Which is why I got a bit pissed at Heineken when I got to the liquor store.  Turns out, they are only selling the keg part of the whole robot girl contraption.  This is false advertising!  Heineken, listen up:  send me my self-replicating hot techno robot bride or you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.

Just awesome.  Deciding to dress up in cardboard helmets and red capes, then hold the line against an oncoming bus… if that’s not a stroke of genius then I don’t know what is.

I mean, look at the ridiculousness from whence she came.  I thought it was a joke at first.  I sooo want that music for my ringtone.