Bird Poops in Reporter’s Mouth
Published By Justin on January 25th, 2008
Filed under quality!, in the news, funny

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Yeah, this isn’t in any way related to advertising, but my god is it classic - a brown finch completely pwned a local news reporter right as he was reporting on those same birds!  I mean, calculate the odds on this:  what are the odds of having a bird crap in one’s open mouth?  Pretty damned slim.  Now, of that small percentage, the odds that this person’s occupation is a tv news reporter?  Vanishingly small.  Now, of all the time this reporter spends doing the various activities of his daily life, what are the odds of this reporter eating bird shit while on the air live?!  Ridiculously fractionally small percentage.  And then the clincher!  Person, who happens to be a tv reporter, who happens to be broadcasting live, getting a dollop of bird crap in the mouth while doing a story on those same birds??!!

I mean, come on folks.  That’s just sheer awesomeness!  Ponder on such wonders of nature and probability as you enjoy your weekend!

 

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5 Responses to “Bird Poops in Reporter’s Mouth”

  1. Jesper Skov Says:

    Reporters have always had a reputation for making the most crazy things, but this one i great ;-)

  2. ashley Says:

    This was long ago debunked as a fake. Time to make an amendment to the post

  3. kristy Says:

    real or fake I laughed my ass off

  4. Ross Says:

    This was long ago debunked as a fake. Time to make an amendment to the post

    Proof or it’s real

  5. Skowood Says:

    this is hysterical, real or not!

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